The instapaper app is the best thing ever. Now does anyone have any loooooooong juicy fics to rec me? Because I can read them later. XD (Speaking of long juicy fics, anyone who has even the slightest tolerance for NuTrek stuff should be reading the Atlas series by Angel Baby 1. It is delicious.)

My dad bought me an ipod touch for my birthday, and I have to say, I don't know where the fuck all this Apple brand loyalty comes from. The device itself is very nice, but I don't think I've ever dealt with a shadier company. The only one that comes close to Apple's level of dishonesty is HP, and at least HP had the grace to play their treachery as

Right, so I went ahead and bought a laptop. It was on sale! I seized the opportunity. So now I can watch porn in the living room, and play chess. Although I have realized that the best representation of my usual chess strategy is the Meet the Spy video. The computer screws my mom and everything. It's brutal.